El Salvador - Honduras - Nicaragua
We got up bright and early (a disturbing trend of late), hoping to get in a quick breakie before catching a 6:30am bus from Perquin to San Miguel. We needed to pay our hotel bill, though, and the receptionist didn't show up until about 6:50. I watched our bus pass by with not a little frustration.
No matter, we were advised to get a pickup taxi to San Francisco Gotera, from where there were lots of buses going to San Miguel. This worked out really well for us because once we got to San Francisco Gotera, we were able to find a bank and replenish our emergency stash of US dollars. (Otherwise we would have had to leave the San Miguel terminal in search of a bank, and it's in a rather dodgy area.) Plus it was market day in San Francisco Gotera, and Chris managed to buy a new bandanna. Score!
We then caught a bus to San Miguel. As luck would have it, we wound up chatting with a very nice local Peace Corps volunteer, Louise. Before we knew it, we arrived at the San Miguel bus terminal. It turns out that we could have stopped early and cut a corner off our next journey, but ah well! We enjoyed talking to Louise.
We then spent a few minutes in the San Miguel bus terminal looking for the right bus. A random local guy spotted me scouring the front of very bus looking for the right town, and he asked me where we were going (in English). I answered El Amatillo, the town on the border between El Salvador and Honduras, and he explained that the bus I'd just looked at was the correct one. It just didn't have that town name displayed on it. Good thing he helped us! We hopped on the bus, thanking him profusely on our way, and the bus took off shortly after.
We went about an hour before stopping in a little town before our destination. The ticket guy on our bus advised us to get on a different bus, which would get to the border faster than our bus would. He paid the other driver the appropriate fare for us (since we'd already paid him the full fare to the border), and sure enough the new bus left shortly after, leaving the other bus behind. How nice is that?
Then we got to the border. There was no check at all as we left El Salvador, but we got stopped by the Honduran border patrol. It was a bit annoying to pay the $3 fee again to enter just for the 2 hours necessary to get to Nicaragua. But rules is rules. We paid and walked on through. Another border patrolman was happy we can speak Spanish, so he gave us some advice about getting to Nicaragua. (When we first arrived at their post, this patrolman deliberately asked us some questions in Spanish, easy questions but ones that would indicate whether or not we know some of the vocabulary.) He advised us that the microbuses to the next border were direct and much faster for only a little more money than the buses. Cheers!
Sure enough we found a microbus waiting next to a chicken bus and in this case were happy to choose the microbus. Normally we go with the chicken buses whenever possible, but we wanted to get to our Nicaraguan destination before dark, so we were anxious to make the best time possible. After waiting for the microbus to fill up, off we went. It was interesting to be back in Honduras. As we sped through the lovely scenery, we thought about the good times we'd had there.
Then we arrived at Guasaule, the town on the border between Honduras and Nicaragua, and chaos ensued. Before we could even grab our backpacks from the back of the minibus, hawkers crammed in. They wanted to take us on their bicycle taxis the "3 kilometres" to the migration office. We said we'd walk. They wanted to carry our backpacks for us. We said we could handle them. They wanted to exchange our US dollars (the currency in El Salvador) for Nicaraguan cordobas. In all the confusion, I saw one guy handing my backpack to another guy through the window, and I yelled rather incoherently, "Ahhhhhhh!!!" One of the bicycle taxi drivers joked, "Ah, eh, ih, oh, ooh" as you'd pronounce the Spanish vowels. Ha ha.
That same driver then attached himself to us for the next 30 minutes or so, very annoyingly. He kept offering to take us to the border on his bicycle taxi. No! He tried to convince us that it was a really long, arduous walk and that the bus to León left in 20 minutes. We'd take our chances! He guided us to the migration office and fetched the Nicaraguan entry forms we'd need to fill out. That was helpful of him, true, but he was in our faces as we filled out the forms, checking out all the info we wrote down and looking in our passports. He was clearly only hanging out in the hopes that we'd take up his offer of a taxi ride.
We were pretty put out by the Nicaraguan border patrol. The guy at our window demanded an entry fee of $14 from us. We responded that we'd paid to enter Honduras, and under the Central America 4 agreement we should only have to pay to enter one of the 4 countries (Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador and Nicaragua). He was having none of it. Before I handed over the money, I asked him if we could get stamps in our passports. He completely ignored me, looking over at his colleagues, refusing to acknowledge me until I actually took some US dollars out of my wallet. He said he'd give us stamps in our passports, gave us a receipt for the surely trumped up entry fee (I was shocked he gave out a receipt, the cheeky monkey!), and then refused to give us stamps in our passports. Prat!!!
After that, it was time to find a bus to León. Our taxi bicycler was still hanging around, not willing to accept that we actually wanted to walk. We saw a bus nearby, and he insisted that the bus wouldn't take us to León. A woman overheard him and told us it would; without outright calling him a liar, she encouraged us to ignore his advice. In any case, when I asekd the driver, he told us the bus wasn't actually going to León. Ach well! After we walked ahead a wee while with the bicycler still hounding us to take up his offer, he finally turned back. Phew!
We then had to walk a fair bit to the bus stop, although not the 3 kilometres that he'd told us. We got some helpful directions from a few friendly locals. Along the way, we got stopped 3 times by more patrolmen. They examined our passports, entry forms, and "entry fee" receipts carefully before waving us through. I'm convinced that if we hadn't already bribed one patrolman, another would have tried it on us. Cheeky.
Then it was time for the bus to León. First we sat in the bus for about 40 minutes before the driver decided to leave. There were a couple other tourists on the bus, and their obvious frustration made me relax about the wait. These other tourists didn't speak Spanish, so I made a point of talking in Spanish with some of the people on the bus. They were all smiles, which was really cool.
Then the bus headed out, and we got our first good luck at Nicaragua. It was a bit startling. El Salvador and Honduras are so hilly and green. In Nicaragua, we drove through complete flatness to get to León. There were lots of volcanoes and mountains rising in the far distance, but where we were, it was just hot and flat. Entertainment came in the form of some of the women on the bus. Well, it was mainly one woman who cackled and harrassed other people (jokingly) in a very witchlike manner. It was hilarious. At one point, we stopped at a gas station for about 20 minutes. She started shouting at the bus driver that she wanted to get home soon, and he should get his lazy butt back on the bus. I told her she should shout louder, so she barked with laughter, put half of her body out of the window, and repeated it all even louder. I then said, "Bravo, chica" which went down well. Some of the women smiled approvingly at me, and I felt so chuffed.
Chris shared some raisins with the witch's friend sitting next to us and also helped her organise her many bags, so she watched out for us when we got to León. It was a bit confusing where to get off the bus (we didn't stop in the actual terminal), so she made sure we got out at the right place. We got a taxi into the centre of town and eventually managed to find the hostel we chose from the guidebook. They were full up, so we wound up going a few blocks over to another place. It was 12 hours since we'd left our hotel in Perquin, quite a journey. It's good to be here!
